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The Crazy Life

Ladies lap up the horse semen

"A couple of them were worried they might bear children with long faces," joked the pub landlord.
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Posted 04:36 PM on Fri Jun 24 2011
By Barbie
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Fools Paradise

What is it about so called ‘unifying’ events that brings out the morons?

There is something about so called ‘unifying’ events such as Royal Weddings and the death of wanted terrorists that brings out the moronic side in people, it would appear...
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Posted 04:30 PM on Fri May 06 2011
By Barbie
675 views, 6 Comments
Commented at 04:30 PM on Fri May 06 2011 by Freak
Royal bride = no personality? Have you heard of Fergie? When she's not selling her ex husband to the highest bidder or getting her toes sucked on a yaught, you'll find her on Oprah's sofa promoting slim-fast or telling the world, via her autobiography, that she got verrucas once after borrowing a pair of Diana's shoes.
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Films you should watch

What do a ceremonial blue bra and some posey dance moves have to do with Al Pacino?

I have been thinking for a few weeks about what film to write about. A good friend of mine, in the middle of a brave career change, told me last week that if you’re unhappy it’s only ever for one ...
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Posted 02:54 AM on Thu Mar 24 2011
By Barbie
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It's your life

Oprah Magazine bestows the virtues of MDMA

"The cleanliness, clarity, and marvelous feeling of solid inner strength continued throughout the rest of the day and evening."
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Posted 03:44 AM on Mon Mar 14 2011
By Barbie
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Reality check

The REAL reasons why you are unmarried

Women have moaned about things for so long that the balls are now firmly in their hands, time to suck it up?
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Posted 02:10 PM on Tue Feb 22 2011
By Barbie
1041 views, 1 Comments
Commented at 02:10 PM on Tue Feb 22 2011 by Christopher
So, are you saying increased equality comes hand in hand with an increase in blow jobs?
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Music

The lyrics of Adele’s Someone Like You are disturbing

So she’s heard that an ex of hers is happily married. And what does she do? She turns up uninvited on his doorstep in the hope that he’ll be able to tell from her face that she’s not over him. (I...
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Posted 03:41 PM on Thu Feb 17 2011
By Barbie
1841 views, 5 Comments
Commented at 03:41 PM on Thu Feb 17 2011 by Barbie
And your tongue is, where?
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Appearances can be deceptive

Google - saviour of the world?

So far, Google is the big winner in Egypt.
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Posted 07:04 PM on Fri Feb 11 2011
By Barbie
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It's your life

Is having a baby really a great achievement?

In my social circle, pregnancy announcements tend to be accompanied by an underground discussion around how long it took the said female to get pregnant. The general premise being the less time it...
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Posted 07:19 PM on Wed Feb 02 2011
By Barbie
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Fools Paradise

Personality - optional

A guide to socially approved alternatives to developing a personality...
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Posted 05:57 AM on Wed Jan 26 2011
By Barbie
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Commented at 05:57 AM on Wed Jan 26 2011 by Dolly Bird
You can also mix and match, and put photos of your brain on Facebook together with lots of status updates about the fun you're having at your MRI scan. (A friend of mine has just done this.)
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It's your life

Only in Britain...why I’m proud to be British

The older I get the more I appreciate the country I was born into. I’ve stopped envying our continental sisters with their olive skin, sun kissed highlights, uninhibited cheek kissing and natural ...
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Posted 04:06 PM on Tue Jan 11 2011
By Barbie
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TV

Matt Cardle and Take That - no match for Rihanna and Christina Aguilera

Poor Matt Cardle. He has quite literally sung his little painting and decorating heart out these past few months - squeezing out notes no man should really attempt while sacrificing his health...
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Posted 12:01 AM on Thu Dec 16 2010
By Barbie
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It's your life

Facebook is one of life's most useful weapons

Facebook has been criticised by Newbie76 but I beg to differ: Too many of us are using facebook in the same wrong, self destructive way. Here’s a guide on how to get the most out of it instead: Wh...
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Posted 07:19 PM on Tue Nov 23 2010
By Barbie
798 views, 1 Comments
Commented at 07:19 PM on Tue Nov 23 2010 by Christopher
I may well sign up to fb now after reading this. It sounds like I'm missing out.
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Celebrating women

Are gay men really the great celebrators of women the media makes them out to be?

Gay men are great at celebrating women. Well that's what we're led to believe. You see supposed examples everywhere; from the GBFs of Sex and the City to our newly hailed queens of TV; Graham Nor...
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Posted 04:23 PM on Tue Jun 22 2010
By Barbie
1022 views, 1 Comments
Commented at 04:23 PM on Tue Jun 22 2010 by Single Minded
I'd like to suggest that the answer to this article is that women, now days, are way too superficial. It use to be men that were blinded by shapely legs and chest. Now it's women who are after six pack owning, well attired, caring, touchy feely men. Hence the rise in GBF. Women don't need to be carbon copies of superficial men to be liberated.
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Fools Paradise

Why so many of us girls are still single......

A class A tosser gets his comeuppance...
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Posted 02:15 PM on Thu Sep 24 2009
By Barbie
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TV

AMANDA HOLDEN – MISSION FINALLY ACCOMPLISHED

From Cilla to CBS. The question is; who out of these three should she be the most grateful to?
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Posted 09:14 PM on Tue Jun 16 2009
By Barbie
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Appearances can be deceptive

CAN WE REALLY BELIEVE THE INTERNET CHERRY SELLERS?

'...It's not as if the only other witness is likely to come forward with a different version of the event:
"Actually, I have a huge beer belly, she flew Easy Jet, it was a Holiday Inn and...
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Posted 11:44 PM on Thu May 21 2009
By Barbie
4363 views, 3 Comments
Commented at 11:44 PM on Thu May 21 2009 by Work Slave
Good on these girls I say. We're all commodities these days - whether we're selling our talents, our Monday to Fridays or our bodies. At least these girls are showing a bit of creativity and entrepreneurship and not just watching the clock or pushing through ridiculous expense claims!
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Fools Paradise

BUSTS 4 JUSTICE – THANKS FOR NOTHING

'One day it's 70% of us who are wearing the wrong size, the next it's 85%. Where on earth do these figures come from? And why do they not go down as the fitting rooms fill up?'
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Posted 12:32 PM on Wed May 13 2009
By Barbie
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Commented at 12:32 PM on Wed May 13 2009 by FishDinner
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Ranter's Corner

THE ADMIN OF LIFE IS KILLING ME

I can't even sit down and relax in front of the TV without being told that I should be growing my own vegetables (and drugs) and making my own chilli oil, while learning to dance the Cha Cha.
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Posted 09:47 PM on Mon Mar 30 2009
By Barbie
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Fools Paradise

LONDON COLUMNIST 'EROTIC DANCER' NICO IS SADLY MISTAKEN - Stripping Is Not Empowering

I'm so bored of the 'stripping is empowering' line. I've worked in strip bars: They only exist to pander to male sexual insecurities and they are rancid, smelly places which...
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Posted 01:41 PM on Thu Mar 19 2009
By Barbie
4000 views, 2 Comments
Commented at 01:41 PM on Thu Mar 19 2009 by jomo1972
This is actually a valid point. Who are middle class professional women to tell others that they shouldn't make money in this way? Whats it got to do with us? At least women who do this aren't living off beneifts which is actually by far the greater sin.
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Glamourama

KNICKERS ON SHOW

I really enjoyed Alex Foggard's article as the London Paper Columnist on Friday: 'After all, no one wants to be the one to break the news to a colleague that they have a bogey on their nose. But ...
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Posted 05:24 PM on Mon Mar 09 2009
By Barbie
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Commented at 05:24 PM on Mon Mar 09 2009 by Passive Split
One of my most embarrassing moments was splashing the crotch area of my light coloured trousers with water before an important presentation. In the loo before the meeting, I must have turned on the wash basin tap too forcefully causing the water to splash back at me. I was only alerted to this halfway through my talk by the smirking faces of a couple of front-row delegates staring at the drip...
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Music

Beyonce, Ronan and Pink: What story could their lyrics be telling us?

Is Beyonce's heart in danger, Ronan beginning to understand women and Pink finally kicking her habit?
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Posted 11:48 AM on Wed Feb 25 2009
By Barbie
2369 views, 1 Comments
Commented at 11:48 AM on Wed Feb 25 2009 by Credit Muncher
Beyonce's not exactly flying the flag for feminism with her lyrics is she? It's as if she's saying 'Boys will be boys, just long as I get a ring on my finger.' And Ronan seems to prefer a woman who keeps her opinions to herself;)
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On film

Close to the bone?

I wonder if Kate's regretting this little Extras' sketch she did in 2005?
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Posted 01:59 PM on Mon Feb 23 2009
By Barbie
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Diving for Gold

This Valentines day; watch out, one wrong word and you could be history

Romance must be in the air, I was thinking just the other day. Not only was February the 14th approaching, but a good friend of mine, Simon, had a hot date lined up with a guy he'd met on...
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Posted 12:01 PM on Wed Feb 11 2009
By Barbie
1666 views, 1 Comments
Commented at 12:01 PM on Wed Feb 11 2009 by Erotic Dancer
I love it! Does it worry you that guys seem to feel compelled to make lewd toilet references around you?
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Beauty Bollocks

Shopping Centre Soft Hands Scam

They’ll be selling us Oxygen next...
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Posted 12:26 PM on Sun Feb 08 2009
By Barbie
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Ranter's Corner

Disappointments of 2008

Things we were supposed to be excited about but weren't
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Posted 08:15 PM on Thu Dec 11 2008
By Barbie
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Commented at 08:15 PM on Thu Dec 11 2008 by Wedding Belle
Couldn't agree more, Barbie Doll!;) xx
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