HOW LAZY ARE YOU? TAKE THE TEST

On average, how many glasses/cups are by your bed?

A. None

B. One or two

C. Three or more



You need to cut some cheese but all your knives are in the dish washer. What do you do?

A. Get my cheese wire out of the cupboard, of course

B. Rinse off a sharp knife to use

C. I normally grapple for anything that doesn’t require washing; a plastic picnic knife might work OK



It’s the morning after a night on the tiles. Where are your clothes?

A. Either on a chair or in the washing basket

B. On the floor – perhaps piled up like I had melted out of them; as if I could just step back into position and pull the whole outfit back on in one go

C. Still on, shoes and all



How often do you run out of toilet paper?

A. Never; I buy in bulk and regularly replenish my stocks

B. Once in a while I get caught out but I normally have kitchen roll back up

C. I have mastered the art of utilising the inner cardboard roll



They finally call your Easy Jet flight. What do you do?

A. Jump up quickly to get to the front of the queue and secure a good seat. If I’m part of the second half of check in, I cunningly lurk amoung the first halfers, so when the seond half is called I’m right at the front

B. Leisurely and calmly move towards the check in desk

C. Wait until the very end. Why give up the seat I currently have to stand in a queue for another seat, that’s pretty much guaranteed anyway?



Mostly As: You’re definitely not lazy, some may say you’re ‘anal’ and/or in need of ‘chilling out’.

Mostly Bs: You’re normal, some may say ‘boring’ or even ‘cool’.

Mostly Cs: You’re a lazy ass, some may say ‘genius’.

Posted 05:45 PM on Fri Mar 20 2009

By GAZUMPER

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