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And the award for most affected pose and embarrassed other half goes to....

I can't work out whether she's doing the ho down or is just in desperate need of a number two;) Not to mention...
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Posted 04:50 PM on Mon Feb 27 2012
By Media Mogul
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The Apprentice 2011

Mitchell and Webb do The Apprentice...
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Posted 04:15 PM on Thu Jun 02 2011
By Media Mogul
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What is it about so called ‘unifying’ events that brings out the morons?

There is something about so called ‘unifying’ events such as Royal Weddings and the death of wanted terrorists that brings out the moronic side in people, it would appear...
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Posted 04:30 PM on Fri May 06 2011
By Barbie
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Commented at 04:30 PM on Fri May 06 2011 by Freak
Royal bride = no personality? Have you heard of Fergie? When she's not selling her ex husband to the highest bidder or getting her toes sucked on a yaught, you'll find her on Oprah's sofa promoting slim-fast or telling the world, via her autobiography, that she got verrucas once after borrowing a pair of Diana's shoes.
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Male Gaze

My new TV has stolen my innocence
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Posted 12:23 AM on Tue Apr 19 2011
By TJisi
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Why are YOU not married? By Tracy McMillan, Huffington Post

Because you're an angry, shallow, slutty, lying, selfish, inferior bitch, obviously...
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Posted 05:28 PM on Mon Feb 21 2011
By Wedding Belle
1018 views, 1 Comments
Commented at 05:28 PM on Mon Feb 21 2011 by Gloria
Oh dear. She seems to think it's just about getting that ring (or in her case, rings) on your finger, whoever puts it (them) there. How sad.
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Personality - optional

A guide to socially approved alternatives to developing a personality...
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Posted 05:57 AM on Wed Jan 26 2011
By Barbie
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Commented at 05:57 AM on Wed Jan 26 2011 by Dolly Bird
You can also mix and match, and put photos of your brain on Facebook together with lots of status updates about the fun you're having at your MRI scan. (A friend of mine has just done this.)
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Whatever happened to individualism?

There’s a facebook note doing the rounds at the moment encouraging people to share with their friends how many books they have read from a set list put together by the BBC...
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Posted 07:07 PM on Sat Dec 04 2010
By Wedding Belle
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Commented at 07:07 PM on Sat Dec 04 2010 by Wedding Belle
As John Hurt said in the latest Saturday Times - 'I'm not a huge reader, I prefer to live.'
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Help - facebook is making me hate my 'friends'

They say ‘familiarity breeds contempt’ and I have to agree when it comes to facebook. I know I shouldn’t as it’s a complete waste of time, but whenever I’m bored at work I type those fatal 16 char...
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Posted 06:03 PM on Mon Nov 15 2010
By Newbie76
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Commented at 06:03 PM on Mon Nov 15 2010 by corpho
THANK YOU! It's as if you've read my mind. I searched "Facebook is making me hate my friends" in Google, and your blog came up, itemizing all of my grievances one by one. Why my friends thinks anyone gives a shit that they're sitting on the sofa feeling sleepy, considering having soup for lunch, or that baking cupcakes is the bestest thing in the whole wide world is far beyond my comprehension....
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What's so great about uni anyway? I wish I’d been put off going

So the students are pissed off. I can understand why. But for many people considering university the coalition may actually have done them a huge favour...
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Posted 10:58 AM on Fri Nov 12 2010
By Work Slave
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Commented at 10:58 AM on Fri Nov 12 2010 by Lizzy
Education is always a privilege. When it is given out for free and /or given against your will people will not value it. I agree with Work Slave. My parents had a crap education and never made it anywhere near university so they instilled in me the idea that university was a pinacle of learning. When I got there to find that neither students nor lecturers were interested in knowledge I cert...
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Running for the Wrong Bus Gets You Nowhere Fast

No one likes me at work. They think I smell.
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Posted 05:47 PM on Tue Jan 12 2010
By Single Minded
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Things that freaked me out when I was a kid

Evil Edna, No 73, a man with a hoover, lollipop ladies and rabies.
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Posted 03:26 PM on Tue Jan 05 2010
By Freak
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS - BACK FOR GOOD?

Last night I surprised myself by doing something I never thought I’d do in a million years……….I actually pressed the red button on my remote control. ‘What made you do such a thing?’ I hear you as...
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Posted 10:39 AM on Sat Nov 07 2009
By Media Mogul
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Commented at 10:39 AM on Sat Nov 07 2009 by Single Minded
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Danni Minogue's nostrils steal the show

It's not been a great week for X Factor. The most successful winner ever was punched in the face at a book signing, over-hyped judge Cheryl's been...
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Posted 12:09 PM on Mon Oct 19 2009
By Media Mogul
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Commented at 12:09 PM on Mon Oct 19 2009 by Rehab Barbie
Ha ha! I have to say I thought Whitney was just great, though I don't think she really knew where she was.
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Why so many of us girls are still single......

A class A tosser gets his comeuppance...
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Posted 02:15 PM on Thu Sep 24 2009
By Barbie
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The Big Squeeze

An evolutionary tale
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Posted 12:54 AM on Fri Aug 21 2009
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BEAT THE BITCH - TESS STIMSON NO MATCH FOR THIS MORNING'S DENISE

Daily Mail journalist, Tess Stimson, had an affair with a guy, won him, then lost him; her qualifications for writing the book 'Beat the Bitch' that's currently doing the media rounds. Tess gives ...
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Posted 11:34 PM on Thu Jun 18 2009
By Wedding Belle
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Commented at 11:34 PM on Thu Jun 18 2009 by Freak
"There's nothing like a heavy dose of a man's mistress to make him miss his wife." (The Women, 2008)
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FESTIVALS - JUST A BIG PILE OF CRAP?

'...Both, over the three days, will smell and see extraordinary huge piles of sh*t, piss and blood - the memory of which will forever haunt them, causing them to retch on recall right up until...
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Posted 12:16 PM on Sat May 30 2009
By Wedding Belle
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Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman; Is Prostitute's Story The New Fairy Tale For the Internet Age?

From another point of view it looks as if Julia Robert's character (central casting's hooker with a heart) 'needs' Richard Gere's character (wealthy financier) in order to be 'saved' and live happi...
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Posted 05:16 PM on Sat May 23 2009
By Let's Cyber
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Commented at 05:16 PM on Sat May 23 2009 by Barbie
Let's Cyber - when was the last time you watched Pretty Woman? 'She believed that her investment in the one night stand was worth it even though it was based upon huge and highly uncertain risks.' This is not the Pretty Woman analogy. Pretty Woman is about a prostitute and a city boy who fall in love. No money or goods are ever exchanged for sex. It is a romantic fairy tale. The Louis V...
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EUROVISION - BRITAIN BACK AT THE TOP AFTER CHANGING THE RULES

'...Seemingly Eastern European viewers vote for each other whereas Western Europeans don't quite have the same solidarity...'
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Posted 01:03 PM on Mon May 18 2009
By Media Mogul
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KATIE PRICE AND PETER ANDRE SPLIT - POOR JORDON (NOT)

'So, it's all Peter's fault. Jordon is a nymphomaniac clearly; she just married the wrong guy...'
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Posted 11:57 AM on Mon May 18 2009
By Glamour Puss
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Commented at 11:57 AM on Mon May 18 2009 by FishDinner
Jordan is banging. She is sex on legs. The hottest MILF on the planet. She took her opportunity; blew-up her assets and made her tits famous. Andre, on the other hand, sacrificed his manhood in return for massive muscles. Body building potions give you a chipolata penis and peanut balls. All the iron-pumping gym freaks accept that. That's the price you pay for a buff body. So it was bound...
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BUSTS 4 JUSTICE – THANKS FOR NOTHING

'One day it's 70% of us who are wearing the wrong size, the next it's 85%. Where on earth do these figures come from? And why do they not go down as the fitting rooms fill up?'
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Posted 12:32 PM on Wed May 13 2009
By Barbie
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Commented at 12:32 PM on Wed May 13 2009 by FishDinner
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WEST END STAR DARREN DAY GOES FROM HUNK TO CHUNK

'Darren Day, the 'smooth-talking love-rat' who filled Jason Donovan's cast off 'Dream Coat', continues to follow in Donovan's wake as the latest fading celebrity to attempt a re-launch of his caree...
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Posted 01:10 PM on Wed May 06 2009
By Media Mogul
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Commented at 01:10 PM on Wed May 06 2009 by Single Minded
It's getting hot outside, maybe I should dress down and dispense with outer garments. I could be a tough-man and strut around outside the local parade of shops in a black string vest, smoking a joint while drinking a can White Lightening.
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JACQUI-GATE: SHAME ON WHO?

It's common knowledge that MPs across the UK submit dodgy expense claims, but let's face it, what makes Jacqui-gate so enticing is the shame factor. Your husband watches porn - na na...
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Posted 09:42 AM on Fri Apr 03 2009
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BEWARE: ADVERTISING GRADUATE TRAINEE SCHEMES

Mad Men's Don Draper is the personification of the Advertising industry: from the outside he appears very attractive with the perfect lifestyle, but in reality he has no integrity, operates only o...
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Posted 03:22 PM on Thu Apr 02 2009
By Work Slave
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Review of Spring Awakening: Groundbreaking? I think not.

'[Spring Awakening] tells the story of a group of repressed young German adolescents discovering their sexuality in a narrative that features suicide, abortion, homosexuality, flagellation and...
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Posted 12:40 PM on Sat Mar 28 2009
By Erotic Dancer
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SPRING AWAKENING REVIEW - no buttons pushed for me

'Spring Awakening' is the unfortunate child of a Carry On film and an episode of Dawson's Creek, which ends up a poor man's Romeo and Juliet. After a slow start...
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Posted 06:16 PM on Fri Mar 27 2009
By Freak
2227 views, 2 Comments
Commented at 06:16 PM on Fri Mar 27 2009 by Freak
I don't think it was in bad taste; simply that the audience deserved a better production for their money - all they got was lots of maturbation, teenage nudity and under developed musical numbers about domestic violence and teenage suicide. I agree with you; the premise of Spring Awakening does sound interesting, that's the problem. It's a great opportunity wasted. If you still want to see i...
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LONDON COLUMNIST 'EROTIC DANCER' NICO IS SADLY MISTAKEN - Stripping Is Not Empowering

I'm so bored of the 'stripping is empowering' line. I've worked in strip bars: They only exist to pander to male sexual insecurities and they are rancid, smelly places which...
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Posted 01:41 PM on Thu Mar 19 2009
By Barbie
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Commented at 01:41 PM on Thu Mar 19 2009 by jomo1972
This is actually a valid point. Who are middle class professional women to tell others that they shouldn't make money in this way? Whats it got to do with us? At least women who do this aren't living off beneifts which is actually by far the greater sin.
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Groupthink, Group Sex and Mob Rule

Now Obama is President; I love cute Americans and their thought provoking videos again...
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Posted 11:59 AM on Tue Feb 10 2009
By FishDinner
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Commented at 11:59 AM on Tue Feb 10 2009 by Freak
And yes, that is the same America's Next Top Model, that edits in Allo Allo style music whenever the French girl comes forward at elimination.
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Poles Apart

What's going on with these strikes against foreign workers. Is Prince Philip, a Greek, one? Surely it's...
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Posted 02:10 PM on Fri Feb 06 2009
By FishDinner
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