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Help - facebook is making me hate my 'friends'

They say ‘familiarity breeds contempt’ and I have to agree when it comes to facebook. I know I shouldn’t as it’s a complete waste of time, but whenever I’m bored at work I type those fatal 16 char...
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Posted 06:03 PM on Mon Nov 15 2010
By Newbie76
1523 views, 3 Comments
Commented at 06:03 PM on Mon Nov 15 2010 by corpho
THANK YOU! It's as if you've read my mind. I searched "Facebook is making me hate my friends" in Google, and your blog came up, itemizing all of my grievances one by one. Why my friends thinks anyone gives a shit that they're sitting on the sofa feeling sleepy, considering having soup for lunch, or that baking cupcakes is the bestest thing in the whole wide world is far beyond my comprehension....
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Celebrating women

Celebrate women? We don't know how

Perhaps if we all stop pandering to stifling feminine labels such as ‘nice’ and ‘lovely’, that none of us really deserve or really want in any case, we'll be able to celebrate each other properly; ...
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Posted 06:09 PM on Mon May 31 2010
By Newbie76
1045 views, 2 Comments
Commented at 06:09 PM on Mon May 31 2010 by Newbie76
From what I've seen of Lose Women no, I think the panel is pretty one dimentional - they seem to think equality is achieved by binge drinking, letching after men, and never asking any intelligent or insightful questions.
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Celebrating women

Celebrate women? We don't know how.

Perhaps if we all stop pandering to the ridiculous feminine labels of ‘nice’ and ‘lovely’ that none of us will ever fully deserve we will be able to celebrate each other properly. To appreciate al...
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Posted 06:04 PM on Mon May 31 2010
By Newbie76
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It's your life

WILL OUR KIDS UNDERSTAND WHY WE PARTIED LIKE WE DID?

'...I was thinking the other day how I might react if my children were to one day look at me in the same way those American kids looked at their parents...'
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Posted 02:08 AM on Sun May 24 2009
By Newbie76
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Commented at 02:08 AM on Sun May 24 2009 by Work Slave
In a word 'NO'. They'll be too p*ssed off and knackered from working to pay off the debts run up by our country while you and your mates were 'partying'.
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Reality check

AT LAST, AN HONEST ARTICLE ABOUT 'TRAVELLING'

'...When one of our party accidentally dropped her toilet roll, a hand whipped out from under the adjacent cubicle and stole it...'
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Posted 12:22 PM on Mon May 18 2009
By Newbie76
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Reality check

JADE DIES ON MOTHERS DAY

I want to be rich and I want lots of money I don't care about clever I don't care about funny I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds I heard people die while they are trying to find t...
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Posted 12:55 PM on Sun Mar 22 2009
By Newbie76
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Reality check

MARIANNE AND KATE: TWO SELF DESTRUCT - IVE BEAUTIES IN A POD

Marianne Faithful's not too pleased with Kate Moss: 'She's not really my friend. I thought she was, but she's very clever. She wanted to read me like a Braille book. And she did...
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Posted 10:24 PM on Sun Mar 15 2009
By Newbie76
2106 views, 1 Comments
Commented at 10:24 PM on Sun Mar 15 2009 by Barbie
I've often found that indulgence has helped me with the stress of being the worlds most beautiful woman!!
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