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Cheryl Cole's debut video - sadly lacking in the X Factor

Oh dear. Proof that a booty-less wannabe, accurately described by Frankie Boyle as ‘a snooker ball with eyes’ ain’t no match for Beyonce.

The single is passable – just listen don’t watch.

And would someone please give that girl some pork scratchings so she has something to shake next time…

Posted 02:51 PM on Thu Sep 24 2009
By Freak
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