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NEW CRAZE GRIPS NATION

At last! No more awkward greetings! Across the UK, people are defying tradition and embracing ‘the Hainault’ (sometimes referred to as ’ the facial handshake’).

The Hainault, created by Lord Hainault, involves drawing the features towards the centre of the face and wobbling the head enthusiastically. This often results in an expression of extreme satisfaction, and many Hainaulters report feelings of intense fulfilment both during and immediately following a Hainault.

Fans of the Hainault include the current James Bond, Daniel Craig, who Hainaulted a fan at the premiere of Quantum of Solace.

Hainault facebook group
Posted 04:53 PM on Tue Mar 10 2009
By Erotic Dancer
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    Blue Mermaid at 05:57 PM on Fri Mar 13 2009 | flag     

    Is a Hainuault a bit like an orgasm?

    Glamour Puss at 12:00 PM on Thu Mar 12 2009 | flag     

    OMG - I'm doing it now and it is making me feel good. How weird is that?